The people of facebook

Ah, facebook. What would I ever do without you? How would I be able to spy casually check my ex boyfriends' profiles, be on top of the latest news or stalk my friends' pictures? Eyelahvittt!! It's like legalalized snooping. It makes me feel special, like people are actually interested in my status updates. Which made me think about the people of facebook There are many kinds out there. And here they are:

THE DRAMA QUEEN

EVERYTHING that could possibly happen happened to them but always a hundred times better or worse.

"OMG!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!! I was just rushed to the hospital because I had a paper cut and doctors just found out I had Scarlett fever!!!!!!!!"

THE INFORMER

You know the one that posts their every move.

"woke up, check"
"brushed my teeth, check"
"dishes, check"
"vacuuming, check"
"watching TV, check"
"laundry, check"
"dinner, check"
"pooping, check" (updated via iphone)

THE HARDCORE FACEBOOKER

The one who comments on everybody's status, "likes" everybody's comments and joins every group and pages there are.

THE EMOTIONAL FACBOOKER

You know their posts were written while listening to Celine Dion's All By Myself



THE BRAGGER

The one that posts everything she has.

Case in point...haha! What? I'm just proud of my stuff.


So there, now that you know the people of facebook, which one are you?

Me? I'm all of the above!