Dr. Borat at your service

So yesterday was my appointment at an obstetrician. Let me tell you what he said (well, what I THINK he said anyways. You see my doctor is Borat. No, not THE Borat, he just talks so much like him. He's an awesome doctor though. I have to say this just in case he reads my blog. haha! But really, awesome doctor!) Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah, what the doctor said. Let me say though that I am so glad that Will came with me to my doctor's appointment. Not only for support and strength but because I really badly needed somebody to translate. Will's good with accents you must know. Yeah, what the doctor said, I have a severely scarred fallopian tube from my appendicitis and ectopic pregnancy. So I have 3 options:

1. They will fill me with dye to try and see if there's blockage in my tubes which could be caused by the scarring, and if so they will try and flush my tubes to remove blockage.

2. They will do another laparoscopy (This would be my third. Too bad my hospital does not have a frequent customer card)to see what's going on. Will says he can now play connect-the-dots with all my incisions.

And the third option:
3. He says "If those two options fail, don't worry. It's not the end of the world. We can do IVF. It ONLY starts at $10,000 to $35,000"

Anybody got an extra tube they can rent out??? On the bright side sperms and eggs are good! Yeah!!!